The Ava 798 Scrolls
Retail Alert! Retail Alert!
Quotes and memes and fun stuff.
Retail Alert! Retail Alert!
Forget the insurance premiums and extortion fees. I gotta cover the coffee. I’m moving!
I got busted at the symphony last week!
Does an empire become a caricature of itself before its fall?
Dear Josephine,
Do parasites hurt when they leave? Should I be wearing floaties? Alexa’s not talking to me.
Sometimes on The Land of Hatchy Milatchy Miss Judy would read the mail.
Sidewalk sessions in Asheville.
(Truckstop Postcards, Part II)
Turista d’la Bohemia but in Appalachia with a funky playlist.
Here’s a letter in progress. Here’s an unfinished thought. Here’s an ink, pencil, & paper writing prompt:
How many cupholders have you?
I’d recommend an epipen if you think spider bites might rile your allergies.