My Dear Pen Pals,
Below is the new snail mail address for letters, postcards, communiqués, lollipop wrappers, stickers, recipes, patterns & whatnot. Please feel free to send any other gifts, such as–well, whatever you can think of really. And please let me know if you happen to have any loose IBM film ribbon cartridge #1299095’s in the sofa or under the car seats.
‘Tis:
P.S. Lorcan
P.O. Box 123
Minotola, NJ 08341